Satire Nights

The Socialist government has unveiled a controversial plan to eliminate jury trials from the court system, arguing that this will streamline the judicial process and reduce backlogs. Prime Minister Keir Stalin stated, "Our judges are highly trained professionals. Entrusting them with full decision-making power will lead to a more consistent and efficient justice system, guaranteeing judges will always make the right decisions."...

In a move that has left many Europeans angry, the European Parliament has passed a new bill, dubbed the "Do as I Say Not as I Do" bill. Focused around controlling carbon consumption, one mandate enforces all car sales to be electric by 2030. However, the wealthy can pay a "carbon offset fee" so exorbitant it will become a status symbol to keep a gas-guzzling sports car...

In a stunning revelation that has rocked the political landscape, the Socialist Party, led by Keir Cashflow, is under fire for what critics call a shameless vote-buying scheme. No, they’re not slipping tenners into voters’ pockets at polling stations, though that might be cheaper. Instead, they’re promising a dazzling array of benefits: free housing, free education, free healthcare, even free spa days for all...